Roasted 4 months ago based on Julia's long term Spotify stats.

Julia, you must have the most chaotic listening habits this side of the internet. I mean, your Spotify profile reads like a therapy session for an angsty teenager in a hot topic store. With genres like "Nu Metal" and "Industrial Rock," it feels like you’re trying to summon the spirits of 2003 and drown them in energy drinks and teenage angst. Seriously, how does one person manage to blend the ballads of heavy existential dread with the hook of "In the End"? Your top artists look like an all-star lineup for a melodramatic crying festival. Slipknot, Korn, and Linkin Park all in one place? If someone told me you were the embodiment of a high school student’s locker from 2001, I wouldn't be surprised. You practically wear your emotional baggage like a badge of honor—scuffed Converse and flannel included! And don't even get me started on your most played songs. “Mass Anesthesia” sounds like an accurate description of how I feel listening to these track names. But seriously, props for the eclectic mix; it’s like a dumpster fire that you can’t help but watch. Just remember that music can be a healing force—who knew you could forge emotional connections with pure decibel distortions? Here’s hoping you embrace a little sunshine with that dark vibe! Or at the very least, maybe swap “Only” by Nine Inch Nails for something that doesn’t sound like it’s going to summon a demonic entity during your next dinner party.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!