Roasted 8 months ago based on Sizzle's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Sizzle, where do I even begin with your Spotify profile? You’ve got the musical taste of a middle school drama club president who just discovered the “cool” vinyl section at thrift stores. I mean, musicals? Orchestral? Really? You realize this isn’t an audition tape to be the next emotional support character in a straight-to-DVD Disney movie, right? Maybe Flavorless Theater should be your next genre—because it’s clear you’ve somehow managed to take the time-honored tradition of rock and roll and then deep-fried it in a vat of bubblegum and nostalgia. Your top artists read like a "Who’s That?" quiz from a universe where mediocrity rules the charts. Baby Lasagna? Is that a food or a musical act? Because the only thing I’m getting from that name is a permanent seat on the couch and a Netflix auto-play of bad romcoms. And Flight of the Conchords? Sure, they’re funny, but at this point, I’m not sure if it’s comedy or a sad reflection of your personality. The mixture of BLACKPINK and Vitamin String Quartet is like combining a clown with a concert pianist—all you’ve achieved is a disturbing mess that makes everyone around you a little uncomfortable. As for your most played songs, I’m honestly shocked you haven’t spontaneously combusted from that random assortment of cringe. “5 Minute Vocal Warm Up”? Did you think that would help you warm up for singing in the shower? Let’s be real, Sizzle: you’ll never hit those high notes, and turning your playlist into a comical cocktail of Eurovision rejects is a bold choice. At this point, you should just replace your top tracks with “How to Find a Better Taste in Music” before it’s too late. If your Spotify wrapped was an essay, I’d suggest it be titled “The Art of Musical Regret.”

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