Roasted 5 months ago based on Faith Harrison's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Faith Harrison, the queen of soul... or at least, the queen of prioritizing obscure Spotify playlists that prove you have zero original thought! Your musical taste is like a poorly curated Pinterest board where every pin is just a variation of “I want to look deep and artsy.” I mean, did you just search “most basic artist ever” and hit 'play'? With a list that reads more like your pre-game playlist for an open mic night at a hipster café, I half-expect to find “sipping chai lattes while discussing the meaning of life” as your favorite activity. And let's talk about your top artist pickings. Beyoncé, Marvin Gaye, and Amy Winehouse? Groundbreaking! You could've dug a little deeper and found some actual hidden gems instead of only showcasing music that comes with a social media influencer’s seal of approval. It's like you’re curating the 'Take Me Seriously’ playlist for novice music geeks who think dropping the names of artists that were popular in the early 2000s qualifies as personality. I mean come on, Tyler, The Creator and Azealia Banks? Can you feel the hipster cringe yet, or has that ship already sailed? Then we have your most played songs. Congratulations on being the poster child for “I don’t actually branch out!” The first five tracks practically scream, “I found Tyler, The Creator on TikTok and haven’t recovered.” And “Oh, I just love Sade for her depth and not because she’s paired with a cozy fire and a glass of wine.” Bravo, Faith, bravo! If your Spotify wrapped doesn’t have an “I’m quirky and misunderstood” badge on it, did you even try? Listening to your Spotify playlist is like eating vanilla ice cream with a spoon—it's fine, but nobody’s leaving raving about it.

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