Roasted 1 year ago based on Sarah C's long term Spotify stats.

Sarah C, your Spotify profile reads like a diary entry from that one friend who always has to be the emo one in the group. Seriously, I haven't seen someone this desperate to be misunderstood since I watched a five-minute TikTok of someone playing the kazoo while crying over their ex. Indie and emo rap? Are you trying to start a band called "Melodramatic Whining"? Because your choice in genres screams, "I promise I'm deep; just give me a chance!" Spoiler alert: we're not convinced. Let’s talk about your top artists for a second. So, we have "Glass Animals" showing up more times than your questionable decisions in the past thirty days. If I had a dollar for every time you played their songs, I could probably buy your taste in music some actual variety. You’ve got the same five artists on a loop like you’re trying to convince everyone you have a personality. You’re one playlist shift away from being a walking "10 Sad Songs to Cry To" compilation. Please, for the love of all that is melodious, branch out before you become a human echo chamber. And Sarah, let’s not skip over your most played songs. I mean, "Breakfast in America"? Yeah, we get it—you exist on nothing but caffeine and unsolicited advice. Your playlist needs a serious intervention because it sounds like the soundtrack for a mid-twenties existential crisis. If I hear "A Tear in Space (Airlock)" one more time, I’m going to assume you’re actually trying to launch yourself into oblivion. Keep it up, and I’m reporting you for emotional disturbance.

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