Roasted 6 months ago based on Rhys's long term Spotify stats.

Rhys, buddy, your Spotify is like a middle schooler’s diary—cringey, repetitive, and filled with more drama than a soap opera! Seriously, you're out here trying to establish your artistic credibility with more sub-genres of rap than there are flavors of ice cream at a gas station. I’ve seen less redundancy in a 90s sitcom plot! Drill? Grime? Every time you add a "UK" prefix, I can practically hear your accent getting thicker. It's like a buffet of brooding beats, but all you’re serving is discount nihilism and angst. Your top artists read like the lineup of a “Who’s Who of Sounds Most Likely to Get You Late Fees at a Blockbuster.” I mean, "Lil Durk" and "YoungBoy Never Broke Again"? Is this a music taste or a teen ward from a reality show? With a roster that looks like they belong pinned to a high school locker, I'm surprised you haven't dropped a diss track directed at your own life choices. Maybe your Spotify is just your subconscious begging for a glow-up. At least that’d be a better comeback than any Poser Drill line you’ll ever slay! And your most played songs? You’ve got more “deed0t” on your list than a toddler with a crayon. “Shaking When I Pray”? Sounds like your prayer life is about as consistent as your taste in music. Honestly, if I had a dime for every time you hit “shuffle” and still listen to the same ten songs, I’d be buying you a one-way ticket back to the 'real world.' If you're trying to impress anyone with that playlist, it's going to need more than just the same sad beats. Time to diversify, Rhys! Or better yet, consider some silence... it might do your soul some good!

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