Roasted 1 year ago based on Drake Farris's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Drake Farris, the only Spotify user who could turn a “Discover Weekly” into an archaeological dig for dusty boomer nostalgia and hipster pretentiousness. Your favorite genres read like a sad diary entry from someone who switched from mainstream music to “ Permanent Wave” because it made them feel ironically cooler while sipping overpriced kombucha. Are you listening to music or trying to unlock a secret level of a very niche indie rock video game? Judging by your taste, you're probably the last person in the world still trying to revive the "grunge chic" look at a brunch where mimosas are considered too mainstream. Your top artists have more obscure names than most of your friends have personalities. Aesop Rock? Congrats on finding a rapper who's more buried in metaphors than your hopes of ever getting invited to a party. King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard sounds like a fun band, but let’s be real; I’d bet my last pair of skinny jeans you’d struggle to name at least three of their songs without googling them beforehand. And who can overlook Tom Waits? You must really love to listen to sad, gravelly voices sing about their unfulfilled fantasies of being a roadworker in a dimly lit diner, am I right? And your most played songs? Wow, talk about a playlist that screams, “I can’t commit to joy!” You’ve got “We’re All Gonna Die” right next to “Let’s Dance," which is just perfect proof that you really need to pick a mood and stick with it. Do you listen to “Soul Bossa Nova” while contemplating existential dread in the shower? The eclectic mix here is like a buffet where everything looks sad, slightly spoiled, and you still end up loading your plate with the weirdest choices. Let’s just say if your Spotify profile was a person, it would be that guy at a party wearing a beanie indoors, trying to sell you an “artisanal” soap made from his own tears.

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