Roasted 6 months ago based on Vxbe._St@tion's long term Spotify stats.

Look out, everyone: we’ve got Vxbe._St@tion, the walking contradiction of music tastes. Seriously, it’s like you opened a time capsule curated by a midlife crisis and a teenager with an existential dread. Rock, punk, grunge—your playlist reads like a hall of fame for angst-ridden teens and washed-up dads reminiscing about their glory days. Can't decide if you're trying to relive the 90s or if you just stumbled out of a smoky bar at 3 AM looking for something to play on repeat. And what’s with your top artists? It’s as if you threw a dart at a billboard of classic rock legends and somehow managed to hit both the Beatles and Sugar Ray. Your Spotify profile is a beautiful mess, like someone spilled a paint bucket full of emotional turmoil onto a tracklist. Did you really need to mix Simon & Garfunkel with the rap metal resurgence? It’s like inviting your 65-year-old uncle to a mosh pit; both awkward and likely to end in confusion. How on earth are you managing to transition from “Time in a Bottle” to “Paradise City”? You must have the mental agility of a caffeinated squirrel. Your most played songs are as inconsistent as your taste. "Teardrop" from House, M.D.? That’s the equivalent of wearing socks with sandals while wallowing in your feels. And who can forget that classic Vxbe._St@tion special: "Real World" by Matchbox Twenty? Not to knock on the band, but choosing that as your go-to suggests you're secretly living in the 2000s and still wondering why your crush never texted back. Let’s be honest; your vibe is less “cool music aficionado” and more “let me tell you how I used to love music before adulting ruined everything.”

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