Roasted 11 months ago based on Zaki Owais's long term Spotify stats.

Congratulations, Zaki Owais! Your Spotify profile reads like the lovechild of a pretentious art student and someone who just woke up from a ten-year coma. Seriously, buddy, your favorite genres list is longer than most people's New Year resolutions, and somehow just as depressing. Exploring this eclectic mix of "Slowcore," "Doom Metal," and "Noise Rock" is like embarking on a journey to find meaning in a black hole—pointless, and you definitely won’t come out feeling good about yourself. Let’s talk about your top artists for a second. Swans, ISIS, and maudlin of the Well? Nice try! I can hear the collective sigh of every normal person when they see your playlist. It’s like you gathered the most miserable musicians from every corner of the universe to hold a pity party—and you’re the one who brought the snacks. And honestly, if I wanted to listen to an existential crisis on repeat, I'd just invite my therapist to my next dinner party. Thanks for the heads-up, though; now I know what to play when I want my friends to leave early. And wow, your most played songs are a selection of tracks that sound like they were created by instruments that are slowly dying in a shed. “The Blue Ghost / Shedding Qliphoth”—what even is that? I’d rather listen to a blender on its last legs! With song titles like "50 Forts Along the Rhine," it's clear you’re trying to set the mood for a dramatic reenactment of doom and gloom, but all you’re really doing is reminding everyone that you might need a hug and a little sunshine in your life. Next time, Zaki, let’s try a little less doom and a lot more do; who knows, you might even smile once in a while!

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