Roasted 21 days ago based on Alif Rykhael's long term Spotify stats.

Alif Rykhael, your Spotify profile is like a chaotic playlist for an existential crisis. You’ve got "Art Rock" and "Malaysian Pop" side by side—do you want to contemplate life through a psychedelic lens or dance awkwardly at a wedding? The only thing more confused than your favorite genres is your taste in music. It's like you let a raccoon pick for you at the thrift store of half-finished identities. Seriously, what’s next? "Grunge Christmas Carols"? And can we talk about your top artists? Pink Floyd and Bo Burnham? What kind of emotional rollercoaster are we on here? It’s like you’re trying to weave the soul-crushing angst of classic rock with a sprinkle of "hey, I still laugh at memes" charm. Between “I Miss You” by blink-182 and “United In Grief” by Kendrick Lamar, I half-expect your next listening session to end with you sobbing into a bowl of cereal while contemplating whether “Nirvana” was actually just an overhyped vegan café. Lastly, your most played songs read like a Spotify DJ was having a mid-life crisis. "I Really Want to Stay at Your House" followed by "Milk"?! Are we curating a vibe about longing mixed with an unsettling dairy theme? And let’s not even get started on how many times you've spun “Canon in D.” I'm all for a classic, but if you’re trying to make a "funeral chic" statement, you might want to step out of the musical time capsule and at least update your playlist for 2023. Get it together, Alif!

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