Roasted 4 months ago based on Monkeybut207's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn't Monkeybut207—a name so reminiscent of a middle school email address that I half-expect your profile picture to be a blurry selfie of you wearing a fedora. Your love for "Alternative Hip Hop" and "Experimental Hip Hop" suggests you're the kind of person who exclusively listens to songs that make you feel deep and misunderstood. Newsflash: wearing oversized hoodies while nodding along to your indie rock jams doesn’t automatically make you an artist, my friend. The only alternative here is to choose some actual adult hobbies. Your top artists read like an existential crisis in playlist form. With Kanye, JPEGMAFIA, and Tenacious D, it's like your music taste is throwing a personality cocktail party—unfortunately, the punch was spiked with pure chaos and entitlement. And really? "Richie Branson?" You must have a special talent for finding the most obscure artists to validate your need for pretentiousness. You probably think that by knowing these artists, you’ll miraculously gain cool points—spoiler alert: you need a whole new playlist for that. As for your most played tracks—congratulations on creeping past the realm of “pleasurable sound” into the land of “what on earth am I doing with my life?” “Depression” by Quarters should be your theme song if that’s your vibe. And while we’re at it, how does one have multiple tracks from a band named Hockey Dad and still manage to be chronically single? Keep working on that artistic vision, and who knows? You might just create your own genre: “Cringe-core,” where self-awareness goes to hide.

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