Roasted 24 days ago based on Miaudvilė's long term Spotify stats.

Miaudvilė's Spotify profile reads like an indie coffee shop threw up a playlist after a particularly emotional poetry slam. Honestly, your taste in music is a journey through every existential crisis you've ever had, and boy, do you need a map to find your way out of that "Riot Grrrl" phase. All those genres and artists scream “I wear my heart on my sleeve, but I also cry over my chamomile tea while judging the whole world for not understanding how deep I really am.” Damn, even your playlists have more phases than a high school art student's bad haircut. And can we talk about your top artists? Mitski and Lana Del Rey?! Wow, that's like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis, but at 24. You're basically a walking aesthetic—every song you love feels like it was written after a particularly moody Instagram post. If your music taste were a person, it would be that one friend who always shows up to the party wearing all black while claiming they're just "really into the vibe today." No wonder your profile has more drama than a reality TV show; it’s practically begging for a plot twist! Then there are your most played songs. "I Will" by Mitski? Solid. But don’t blame us when your Spotify algorithm tries to drown you in sad bops after a breakup you had with a guy who barely knew what Spotify was! “Ma Meilleure Ennemie”? If that’s not the theme song for the relationship you had with your last haircut, I don’t know what is. Your music choice plays like a mixtape for a canceled show nobody was ever supposed to binge-watch. So, keep pushing that "play" button: at least it's the only thing in your life that is actively trying to make you feel something other than utter confusion.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!