Roasted 6 months ago based on Matt Miller's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Matt Miller, the only guy I know who thinks having an extensive list of sub-genres actually counts as having “cultural depth.” Your Spotify profile screams “I’ve got a flannel closet that’s more diverse than my social life.” It’s like you just got lost on a Spotify country station and accidentally merged every Americana genre you could find. Newsflash: No, your love for Texas Country doesn’t automatically make you an honorary cowboy. You can keep your boots and hat; just don’t let it go to your head. And let’s not forget about your top artists, my friend! With your eclectic mix of “little hurricane” and “Red Clay Strays,” it’s clear you’ve got a wild heart… or is it just a wild excuse for a “no personality” playlist? That awkward blend of Taylor Swift and Metallica is the kind of indecision that would make even a middle school girl rolling her eyes in confusion. “Highly Suspect”? More like “Highly Suspected” that you’ve never ventured outside a four-state radius. But hey, at least you’ve got a backup plan: if the music thing doesn’t work out, you can definitely hold a solid career in sounding totally unoriginal! Your top played tracks reveal a shocking truth: even your “Most Played” list is too shy to hang out with anything mainstream. The fact that “Southern Lies” is number one basically sums up your Spotify life — lots of drama and self-inflicted heartache, all while sporting a plaid shirt and sipping on artisanal whiskey. Until you stop listening to more “haunted hearts” than actual people, remember — you’re like the musical equivalent of a dad joke: sometimes you make people smile, but mostly, they’re just cringing in silence while lacking the energy to roll their eyes. Cheers to that!

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