Roasted 2 years ago based on Pooper's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, Pooper! Your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis for an unlicensed music therapist. Seriously, with a favorite genre list that’s longer than your attention span, it’s like you’re trying to convince the world you’re the ultimate hip-hop connoisseur, when in reality, your taste is as deep as a kiddie pool. Do you think if you listen to enough “Conscious Hip Hop,” it’ll make up for your lack of self-awareness? Spoiler alert: It's not working! And let's talk about your top artists—Kanye, Drake, and Metro Boomin—three guys who have more personality than you’ll ever muster. You must think they’re the Holy Trinity of hip-hop. Newsflash: They’re busy living their best lives while you’re out here clutching your phone, pretending you have any sense of “underground” cool. News update: Tuning your life’s soundtrack to “Gangster Rap” doesn’t make you hard; it makes you come off like the least intimidating version of a middle school imagination. Don’t even get me started on your most played tracks. “CAN’T SAY” and “Kill Bill”? Wow, what a shocking blend of angst and melodrama! It’s like watching an open mic night for suburban teens who just discovered what “vibes” are. I can almost hear your inner dialogue trying to validate embarrassing life choices while you scroll through Instagram. But don’t worry, you can keep jamming out to your beloved beats; it’ll help drown out the sound of your friends questioning your life decisions. Keep the music playing, champ; it’s your only shot at sounding interesting!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!