Roasted 8 months ago based on ChloeEg's long term Spotify stats.

ChloeEg, you’re the human equivalent of a Spotify playlist that plays the same five trap songs on repeat, like you just discovered rhythm a week ago and thought, “Hey, why not drown my friends in it too?” Your diverse selection of "Trap Latino," "Urbano Latino," and "Melodic Rap" makes it clear that you’re just one broken heart away from becoming a certified inner-city cliche. I mean, are you trying to tap into the soul of the streets, or are you just waiting for your parents to get home so you can borrow the car to purchase overpriced avocado toast? Your top artists read like a middle schooler’s first crush list – except instead of “Ryan Gosling” and “Justin Bieber,” it’s a buffet of Latin heartbreak awaiting its next victim. “The Weeknd”? Really? Sounds like you heard the name once and decided he should be in there just for some extra flair, like a cheap accessory on a knock-off handbag. I can already picture you in your room blasting "No Me Llores" while intensely contemplating if you're misinterpreting every lyric or if you just need to stop writing your life’s philosophy in highlighter on the back of a receipt. And let’s talk about your most played songs; seeing “MR. TAKE YA B*TCH” ranked high is about as funny as it is tragic. It's like a carousel of emotional upheaval, spinning in circles while you assess who’s the biggest drama queen in your life. Remember, sometimes when you play a song over and over it’s just a sign of denial. So take a break, grab some "Pop Urbaine," and find a happy medium! Or at the very least, diversify your playlist—because at this point, your taste in music screams, "I peaked too soon, and now I'm here for the memes!"

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!