Roasted 3 months ago based on Giaaan's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Giaaan. I see you've curated a Spotify profile that screams "I have a personality disorder but I'm finding my footing!" With a list that fluctuates between K-Pop bangers and nostalgic OPM heartbreak anthems, your taste is as confused as a chameleon at a paint factory. Is this a playlist or a mid-life crisis? One minute you're vibing to Pinoy Rock, and the next you're sobbing over "Incomplete" like it's 2000. I've got news for you: Sisqo isn't coming back, and neither are your musical decisions. Your top artists are a wild blend of chart-toppers and Filipino legends, but it's still not enough to hide the fact that you're just one heartbreak away from putting on a "Sad Girl Winter" playlist. I mean, do you really need both "Rihanna" and "Alicia Keys" to remind you what you can't have? If I didn’t know better, I'd think you were compiling a soundtrack for the most dramatic soap opera in history. Add a sprinkle of self-indulgent P-pop and a side of Kundiman, and you’ve got the recipe for a constant emotional rollercoaster—you’re basically the human equivalent of a mixed bag of stale candy. As for your most played songs, it's like a showcase of musical insecurity. "Burn" by Usher? Really? Are we rehashing high school heartbreaks while munching on leftover pizza? And "Saving All My Love for You" at the top of the list? I’d hate to break it to you, but the only thing it’s saving is your Spotify algorithm’s sanity. Your profile reads like an overzealous therapist's playlist for someone who really should get a life outside music. So here's my advice: try to experience real music that's not tied to your emotional baggage. Until then, happy listening, Giaaan, keep the tissues close!

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