Roasted 2 years ago based on nicodeg's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Nicodeg, the self-proclaimed audiophile with the musical taste of a Pinterest board for middle school dance parties. Your Spotify profile is basically a diary entry from someone who just discovered pop music last week and can't stop gushing about it. Is your favorite sub-genre “Desperately Seeking Validation?” Because all those iterations of pop are just screaming for attention like a toddler who learned to color outside the lines. And really, “Permanent Wave”? What are you, a hairdresser in the '80s? Please, pick a vibe and stick with it instead of throwing pasta at the wall to see what “pops”! Let’s talk about your top artists: nothing says “I have a dynamic personality” like having Shakira and Frank Sinatra lined up like cocktails at an all-inclusive resort. Think about it: your playlist is basically what you get when you mix a middle-aged dad's Spotify with a teenage girl's crush list. "Annalisa"? What are you trying to accomplish here? Trying to relate to your Italian roots by fawning over the same ballads your grandma hums while knitting? Just admit it, the biggest adventure you’ve had this year is finally getting over that Dua Lipa-induced existential crisis. And those most played songs—wow! It's like you paid a DJ to take a nap while hitting ‘Replay’ on the same five tracks. “In Our Bones” by Against The Current? More like “In Our Boredom.” Oh, and we don't need to know that “Shake It Off” is your anthem for overcoming your crippling fear of social gatherings; spare us the cringe. Your playlist resembles a white flag of surrender, admitting that you just want to disappear into a bubble of catchy beats and diluted emotions. Next time, try branching out and embracing some actual variety, or just accept that you might be the poster child for “I only listen to the hits.”

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