Roasted 2 years ago based on Zuzia Wrzesień's long term Spotify stats.

Zuzia Wrzesień, your Spotify profile reads like a musical therapy session led by a confused indie kid trapped in a midlife crisis. I mean, seriously? You have more genres listed than most people have songs, showcasing an identity that's about as solid as Jello on a rollercoaster. “POV: Indie”—are you pretending to be the lead in a hipster romantic comedy? Spoiler alert: you're not winning an Oscar, sweetheart. Your top artists are like a less popular version of “I’m just trying to impress my crush at a coffee shop.” Hozier, Taylor Swift, and even Kwiat Jabłoni? You might as well be shouting “I have taste, but only if it’s on a BuzzFeed quiz!” And Beast in Black in the same breath as ABBA? That’s a combination that only exists in the minds of people who think they can headbang while wearing floral dresses. Girl, just admit you're basically curating a Spotify playlist titled, “Songs to Cry to While Ignoring My Life Choices.” And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. “Like a Prayer - Choir Version”? What are you, the musical equivalent of an overzealous church camp counselor trying to virtue-signal at a bonfire? By the looks of it, your playlist couldn’t decide if it wanted to take you to a mystical realm or straight into a sad, folksy coffee shop in Portland. Keep reaching for the stars, Zuzia, even if those stars are just the internal struggle of your Spotify algorithm trying to understand who you really are!

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