Roasted 7 months ago based on taylor's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Taylor, looking at your Preferred Genres is like exploring a dark and twisted Wonderland where every genre sounds like it’s trying to claw its way out of hell... only for you to realize it's just your taste in music. You’ve got every version of "punk" covered like a college student who can only afford ramen. And what’s with the obsession? With the amount of "death" in your playlist, I'm surprised you’m not a professional mortician or a grave digger. I mean, are you trying to scare away friendships with your Spotify, or just auditioning for a role in the next sequel of “The Walking Dead” with your melancholic music vibes? Let’s dive into your top artists because I’m pretty sure if your playlists had a personality, it’d be a moody teenager locked in their room with no Wi-Fi. The Capcom Sound Team? Really? That’s a nostalgic trip back to when all the cool kids were playing video games while you sat alone in the corner, plotting your skater-dude empire. Rancid, The Casualties, and Suicide Silence—congratulations! You've officially created a soundtrack that says, “Why yes, I do wear band tees to work, and no, I won’t choose a career outside of a mosh pit.” What do you actually do for fun? Light candles and meditate while listening to tracks that scream like they’re having an emotional breakdown? And your most-played songs? Wow, it’s like a mixtape for the apocalypse. You’ve got Nickelback sneaking in there like the worst existential crisis party crasher imaginable. Between “When We Stand Together” and “Photograph,” I’m shocked that you haven’t broken more coffee mugs out of sheer rage. You’re out here jamming to “If You Have My Voodoo Doll, Give Me A Hug...” and yet the only thing more haunted than your playlist is the vibe you bring to a casual hangout. Keep streaming, but maybe invest in an emotional support playlist that isn’t just 80% angst and 20% Nickelback.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!