Roasted 8 days ago based on jax's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Jax, your Spotify profile is like a sad middle school diary slowly screaming for help. With favorite genres that read like a checklist for an emotional meltdown, it’s clear you’ve never truly let go of your eyeliner phase. You’ve practically created a music genre sandwich that no one ordered – layering metalcore on top of emo and sprinkling in some screamo just to remind everyone how deeply misunderstood you are. I bet you cry into your merch hoodies while headbanging into a pillow. Now let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? Greeley Estates and Alesana? I have to say, your music taste reeks of a late-night conspiracy theory podcast that might eventually spill some tea about how the world will end at a Warped Tour reunion. You might as well have a full-on shrine dedicated to your devotion to “bands that scream and nobody cares about” — I’m not sure if I should admire your loyalty or call a therapist. Your playlists are like overly dramatic lifts of a soap opera; like, we get it, you’re sad! And then, there are those most played songs. "Turbo Swag"? Really? Sounds like the start of a bad meme nobody asked for, and definitely proves you moonlight as a TikTok cringe compilator. If I could be frank, your music choices are the reason why the "skip" button was invented. It’s like your playlists are just a buffet of bad decisions wrapped in angst. Next time you decide to blast screamo in your basement, maybe just consider blasting some sunshine and positivity instead – your soul might thank you!

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