Roasted 1 year ago based on Nicole Bica's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Nicole Bica. The only person I know whose Spotify profile reads like the anxiety playlist of a hyperventilating robot. I mean, come on – I’ve seen less repetitive listening habits at a toddler’s birthday party when the DJ keeps hitting "Baby Shark." It’s like you took a spiritual journey through Google's "healing frequencies" and ended up in a never-ending loop of Dhyana Dan’s greatest hits. Seriously, if I wanted to be put to sleep that quickly, I’d just hang out with you during your infamous “Calming Instrumental” sessions. Let's hope you don't get lost in the maze of *741 Hz* when looking for real music. But don’t worry, your hip-hop cred is still safe…kind of. I see you’ve tried to diversify your top artists list with the likes of Burna Boy and Wizkid, probably from a recent Spotify algorithm that thought it could rescue you from the grasp of “Healing Hz.” But let’s be real – Jinjer and J. Cole could collaborate on the hottest Nigerian pop track and it still wouldn’t save you from looking like that friend who can’t stop raving at brunch about how "deep" they are while sipping a green smoothie. You might think you’re a vibe, but with an artist selection that screams, “I’m just here for the good vibes,” you’re definitely more like the accidental mood killer at the party. And with a favorite genre list that’s practically a buffet of identity crises, I’m struggling to figure out just who you are. Is Nicole Bica a chill goddess floating on sound waves, or an Afrobeats aficionado who still can’t spell “Lil Nas X”? You have ten spots to impress, and yet you end up curating a playlist that feels like the stranger in the corner at a music festival trying to find connection with the beat while everyone else is just trying to escape your existential dread. In a world of fast-paced music lovers, you somehow found a way to turn your Spotify profile into an unintentional self-help session, and for that, all I can say is – keep doing you! Just know that no matter how many healing frequencies you blast, we’re all still vibing to the real party outside.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!