Roasted 2 years ago based on 1111's long term Spotify stats.
Oh boy, blacklem0n. You might want to consider rebranding as "blacklem0aning." Your musical taste reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis in a flannel shirt. Rock? Sure! But what you really mean is that you're desperately clinging to the past like that weird uncle at family gatherings who still thinks grunge is coming back. If I had a nickel for every genre on your list, I could pay you to stop making me endure the pain of re-discovering "Permanent Wave." Newsflash: it’s called a phase—please move on. Your top artists could use a major personality overhaul. Deftones and The Beatles? Solid choices. But then you have “Isyana Sarasvati” creeping in there like the uninvited guest at a party who shows up just to siphon off the mood. And "Yuna"? More like "Yawn-a." Just because you put the word "indie" in front of something doesn’t make it edgy or cool, my dude. At this point, you should just start a petition to bring back the 2000s, since you're clearly stuck in an era that likely does not remember you fondly. And let's talk about your most played songs. "Mannequin," "Unrequited Love"? Wow, someone really did a number on you, huh? If I were Yuna, I’d release an album called "Yuna Please Stop." It's almost sad how much you're vibing with songs that may as well have a warning label for your self-esteem. You keep that playlist up, and you'll be one DIY thrift store candle away from being a full-on sad boy cliché. Do everyone a favor and play something upbeat—your Spotify account needs a happiness intervention before it gets kicked out of the "Most Depressing Playlists" club!
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