Roasted 2 years ago based on Melvin.dcyriac's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Melvin, my dear friend, your Spotify profile is like that one guy at a party who can't decide between mainstream and niche but ends up just standing awkwardly with a drink in hand. Your favorite genres read like the playlist of someone who took a midlife crisis route through a college dorm room! “POV: Indie?” Really? You thought you’d sneak that in there like it was some avant-garde art installation, but the only thing it’s installing is a sense of doubt about your music taste. Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? It’s as if you Googled “most basic yet somehow trendy musicians” and hit print. The Weeknd, Post Malone, and Coldplay? Wow, Melvin, you are truly riding the signature musical rollercoaster of a 21-year-old who’s never had an original thought. And what’s with the random placement of Hans Zimmer among the likes of Twenty One Pilots and Mitski? It’s almost like your playlist was created by a computer that had a mid-range existential crisis and couldn't commit to a single identity! Now, your most played songs look straight out of a “What to Listen to When You’re Pretending to Be Deep but Just Want to Cry Over Tinder Rejections” guide. I don’t even know half of these tracks, and I’m not sure whether to applaud your profound taste or pity your forlorn attempts to connect with something beyond the mainstream. You’ve got a soundtrack for every moment of your life, but the only one that truly sums it up is the sound of crickets echoing in your love life. Keep on jamming, Melvin; we’re all here for the unintentional comedy!

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