Roasted 8 months ago based on Skip Sneeringer's long term Spotify stats.

Skip Sneeringer - the only person I know who thinks his musical taste is a time capsule from the '70s but forgot to include a way to escape the disco inferno. Seriously, man, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of the world's most indecisive classic rock fan. It's like you went into a record store, spun a wheel of genres, and just said, "Sure! Why not have psychedelic rock serve as the soundtrack to my midlife crisis?" Baroque Pop? Good luck finding a coffee shop that won’t kick you out for that vibe. Top artists? I mean, wow, you really went all out to curate the "Dad's Basement Soundtrack" collection we didn't ask for. The Rolling Stones and The Beatles—granted, rock royalty—but we both know they did not sign up to be the background music for your existential dread. And then you throw in the likes of scntfc and Ramin Djawadi, as if anyone in the universe is impressed that you discovered niche artists who sample video game soundtracks. Let’s just say I hope you keep a better collection of houseplants, because at least they’ll thrive better than your social life. And let’s talk about those most played songs. “Hades Gonna Hate”? Really? The only thing hating here is your ability to make musical decisions past 2015. It’s enough to make a DJ book a one-way flight to the Bermuda Triangle just to escape your auditory horror. “It Ain't Me” sounds like the anthem of everyone who has suffered listening to your playlist at a party. In conclusion, Skip, if your taste in music were a concert, it’d be a canceled show due to insufficient audience interest. But hey, at least you're consistently awkward, and that's a genre all your own!

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