Roasted 2 years ago based on GrundleMan's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of someone who clearly forgot that music actually has genres beyond "I Own a Skateboard." Seriously, with a favorite list that reads like the unwanted offspring of an angst-ridden teen and an amiable middle-aged dad, you've crafted a sonic diary that screams, "I peaked at Hot Topic." Not sure if you’re trying to be edgy or just reliving your high school years—congrats, I think your inner 16-year-old just found an excuse to blast “All Star” while crying into a pillow. Your Spotify Top Artists list is the auditory equivalent of an expired fast food menu—complete with all the gimmicks and none of the substance. NOFX, Reel Big Fish, and Smash Mouth? Wow, setting the bar higher than a bowling alley trash can! Listening to your favorites could induce a mid-life crisis in even the most chill of dads. Between punk, ska, and Nu Metal, I'm shocked you didn’t throw in a few boy bands just to round out that identity crisis you’re clearly working through. And let’s talk about your most played tracks—you’ve got songs that seem like they were written for a therapy session gone horribly, hilariously wrong. “See Her Pee”? Really? If you weren’t so committed to proving you’re the king of lowbrow humor, maybe you’d realize that music doesn’t always have to come from a place of juvenile bathroom jokes. But hey, at least you’re consistent; just like the last kid picked up in gym class, you’re charmingly comfortable in your own mediocre skin! Keep grinding out those playlists, champ.

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