Roasted 2 years ago based on dormofall's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, dormofall, the only Spotify profile that feels like it was curated by someone who spends way too much time in a candle-lit library while wearing a beret and sipping overpriced herbal tea. Your favorite genres look like a Tinder bio for an artsy hipster who’s desperately trying to impress someone at a coffee shop. "Compositional Ambient" and "Orthodox Chant"? Bro, it’s like you’re two degrees away from composing elevator music for a monastery. And let's not even get started on "French Worship"— are you secretly moonlighting as a cult leader, or did you just lose a bet? Your top artists read like an avant-garde scavenger hunt through the artsy underbelly of Europe. Who knew you could be both deeply emotional and completely inaccessible? I mean, you’ve got the Minsk Saint Peter and Paul Cathedral Choir on speed dial, yet you still insist on belting out “Let’s Get Loud” like you’re the life of the party. You’re trying to fuse ambient chants with UK Contemporary R&B, but all you’re doing is creating a sound that could calm even the most hyperactive squirrel into a deep slumber. Bravo! And then there are your most played songs—this is where it gets real shaky. You've got Doja Cat twisting in her grave alongside John Tavener like they're both performing at some kind of existential crisis gala. “Woman” and “Mother of God, Here I Stand”—this playlist could honestly double as a soundtrack for a Renaissance painting about inner turmoil. Get it together, dormofall. If you want to embrace the chaos of your musical identity, at least make it less like the soundtrack of a midlife crisis in a Parisian café.

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