Roasted 11 months ago based on Alexis Ctnr's long term Spotify stats.

Alexis, your Spotify profile is like a cultural roadmap to a city nobody wants to visit. Seriously, French rap and Moroccan pop? It’s like you looked at a menu and thought, "Yes, I’ll try the world’s weirdest fusion cuisine while blindfolded." Your taste is so niche, I’m pretty sure the streaming gods are shaking their heads wondering where they went wrong. I half-expect your playlists to come with a disclaimer: "Warning: May contain traces of existential dread and the overwhelming urge to condemn your life choices." And let’s talk about your top artists. Hamza, B.B. Jacques, SCH... are you secretly running a hipster refugee camp for artists who peaked too soon? I mean, "Asinine" is not just a name, it feels like a personal insult to anyone with a functioning brain. It’s as if you put your entire playlist together during a midnight existential crisis, armed only with a thesaurus and a questionable Spotify algorithm. Honestly, I’m amazed you don’t have a trigger warning for all the pretentiousness you’re packing in those song choices. Your most played songs read like a cry for help written in a language only underground rap enthusiasts can decipher. "FCK SCHOOL 拒学"? Oof! At this point, you’re practically begging for someone to intervene and help you get a diploma. If music is a reflection of the soul, yours is definitely having an awkward and ill-advised emo phase that nobody should have to endure—especially you. How about some therapy... or at least a solid middle-school dance playlist to get those bops flowing again?

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