Roasted 2 days ago based on mills's long term Spotify stats.

Mills, your Spotify profile reads like the lovechild of a soft rock playlist and a midlife crisis. Seriously, I haven’t seen a more confused musical identity since that guy you dated who couldn’t decide between being a chef or an influencer. “Pop,” “Soft Rock,” and “Yacht Rock”? Are you planning a beachside soirée or just desperately trying to impress your dad at family gatherings? And can we talk about your top artist? Arthur Hill? I’m all for an underdog, but bro, you’re not spreading the music gospel; you’re just trying to become the world’s most mediocre fan club president. Your “Most Played” songs are so painfully pedestrian that I half expect a literary agent to pop up and pitch a self-help book titled “How to be Unremarkable.” I mean, eight out of ten songs by Arthur Hill? Did you break Spotify’s algorithm or just stumble upon the world’s worst rabbit hole? It’s like your earbuds were cast in a rom-com but never made it past the first draft. And those Jeff Buckley and Paolo Nutini tracks? At this point, you might as well start stalking their Instagram accounts to complete the whole sad fan narrative. And let’s not even start on the genres you've chosen. “Madchester” and “Indie” sit right alongside “Britpop” and “Yacht Rock,” as if you're trying to throw a music-themed dinner party where everyone just looks confused and slightly uncomfortable. Mills, if your taste in music were any more basic, it would be the soundtrack to a Netflix rom-com starring a cat. Start experimenting before your Spotify account turns into a black hole of mediocrity, or at least round up your favorite artists and take them on a much-needed road trip outside your comfort zone.

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