Roasted 2 months ago based on Dollar Chen's long term Spotify stats.

Dollar Chen, your Spotify profile is like that awkward kid in school who tries to fit in with all the cool kids but ends up hanging out with the teachers instead. Seriously, "Soft Pop" and "Anime Rap" in the same breath? It's like you threw a giant genre mixer, forgot to turn it on, and just picked whatever came out. I half expect to see you serenading your cat with a ukulele while wearing a "Kawaii" t-shirt. What’s next, ballads about your daily avocado toast? Your top artists are a delightful combination of basic and confused. It’s basically a musical identity crisis: on one side, we have Shawn Mendes and Justin Bieber, and on the other, we’ve got Kendrick Lamar and Queen. I can just picture you at a party trying to drop some 'sick beats' with Alan Walker while everyone else is laughing at your playlist like it's the wrong script for a school play. Did you get lost on the way from hip hop to soft ballads, or did you just trip over your own preferences? And let’s talk about your most played songs—because wow, that’s a selection that screams "I can't make decisions!" The Netherlands National Anthem? Really? Are you prepping for a trip to the world’s most dull tourism hotspot? And the mix of “Carry You Home” and “Animal I Have Become” sounds like the soundtrack for a breakup where you suddenly become an emotional wreck and an angsty teenager all at once. Congratulations, Dollar Chen! You've managed to curate a playlist that’s guaranteed to confuse not only your friends but also your therapist.

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