Roasted 1 year ago based on Katastrophe's long term Spotify stats.

So, let's address the elephant in the room: your Spotify profile is like a hipster's wet dream gone wrong. "Indie Folk," "Folk Pop," "Art Pop," and the ridiculously repetitive mantra of "Of Monsters and Men" – did your music taste get stuck in an artisanal coffee shop back in 2015? Honestly, with a lineup like that, your playlists must have a higher chance of putting people to sleep than actually getting them hyped for life. If I wanted to hear a sad song about harvest moons and lost love, I’d just play your top artists on repeat and call it a night! And speaking of your top artists, do you have a secret pact with Of Monsters and Men? I mean, seriously, how many songs can one band crank out before they start repeating themselves? Your list reads like the soundtrack to a coming-of-age movie no one asked for. You’ve got a sliver of Lady Gaga diluted by an avalanche of moody B-list indie artists; it’s like taking a shot of tequila and then immediately washing it down with a gallon of oat milk. Your taste is painfully niche, like an art gallery that only showcases paintings of sad dogs from the 1800s. But let's not forget your most played songs. Six out of ten are from Of Monsters and Men, which is impressive only because it suggests that you might actually be entering a karaoke competition for the world's most loyal fan base. Can we please put a moratorium on “but it’s just so soothing”? No, Katastrophe—it’s monotonous and you’re literally just a few playlists away from getting scooped up by a therapy group for those who can’t get over their feelings. It’s time to diversify, babe! Your playlist needs less existential dread and more grooving like there's no tomorrow.

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