Roasted 1 year ago based on Drew Duncan's long term Spotify stats.

Drew Duncan, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster’s diary entry from 2014, and honestly, it’s giving off major “I can’t get over my high school breakup” vibes. With a favorite genre list longer than your dating history, it’s clear that your taste is as confused as you are about adulthood. Seriously, buddy, you’re just a step away from being the poster child for “Midlife Crisis: The Playlist” with all that indie folk and emo pop. If you listen to one more song that sounds like it was written in a coffee shop after two espressos, I might just have to stage an intervention. Your top artists are like a who's who of "I promise I'm interesting!" but let's be real here; if anyone actually showed up to a party with that playlist, they'd probably be asked to leave before the first chorus. Tame Impala and Gorillaz? Excuse me while I roll my eyes so hard I can see my brain. And “Scoochie Boochie”? That sounds like the name of a failed children's cartoon character. Come on, dude! Your most played songs seem more like a list of things you play while staring out the window, wistfully reminiscing about the days when your greatest achievement was making it through math class. And speaking of “most played,” congratulations on turning “Cigarette Daydreams” into your personal anthem; it’s basically screaming, “I’m still figuring out life!” Your whole setup reads like you’re trying to be the soundtrack for a 20-something's existential crisis. So Drew, put down the lo-fi beats, step out of your bedroom, and maybe listen to a little more of whatever the opposite of “sadcore” is, or else you'll find yourself at a karaoke night singing “I swear I'm not depressed” while everyone silently judges your Spotify choices.

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