Roasted 10 months ago based on Mackenzie's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Mackenzie, queen of spiritual playlists and certified worship warrior. If there was an Olympics for cramming Christian music genres into your life, you'd sweep the gold for "CCM," "Christian Pop," and even "Pop Worship!" I can’t help but wonder—do you have a secret mission to convert every Spotify algorithm into a gospel choir, or are you just trying to make sure heaven can hear your musical taste from the gates? I mean, "Christian Country"? Really? That’s the kind of genre mix that makes me think you own a truck full of cowboy hats and hymnals. And then there’s your top artists list, which could either be a divine playlist for your church’s next karaoke night or a soundtrack for an awkward family reunion. How do you go from the smooth vibes of Jhené Aiko to the fervent hymns of Danny Gokey without needing a spiritual intervention? Your Spotify is basically a hymnal and a billboard for "For people who can’t decide whether they’re at the club or Sunday brunch.” Seriously, is there a Christian version of “The Weeknd” that you’ve just been keeping to yourself? What’s with those most played songs, Mackenzie? “Thy Will” followed by “Even If”? Looks like your playlist is just a meticulously curated guide to surviving any existential crisis, but also probably asking if God has a Plan B for your taste in music. If Billie Eilish can drop a powerful track that makes you ponder your life choices, then surely you can find one that doesn’t sound like a desperate plea from a broken-hearted hymn book. You’re one “Christian Alternative Rock” album away from a full existential meltdown, and frankly, I’ve got popcorn ready to watch.

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