Roasted 10 months ago based on Kaique Willian's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Kaique Willian—Spotify’s very own curator of unfortunate taste. Your profile reads like a mixtape put together by an indecisive 13-year-old who just discovered Spotify Premium last week. Look at you, claiming to have a “favorite genre” of Cloud Rap as if that isn’t just the musical equivalent of staring at the ceiling during a light rain. You’re out here mixing past discographies with so much current fluff, it’s no wonder your music is more confused than a chameleon on a Skittles pack. And don’t even get me started on those top artists. It's like you took the Instagram influencer route of music choices—not a single original thought between Drake's "pity me" ballads and Post Malone's auto-tuned cries for help. Tyler, The Creator barely makes the cut on your list, likely just for being that "cool" friend you never quite had the guts to be. Give it a minute, Kaique, and your playlists will hit ‘New Abandonment’ status faster than you can say, "I swear my next song isn’t just a sad love song!" Finally, your Most Played Songs section is a chart of existential dread, complete with angst and whiny vibes that could make a therapy session feel like a concert. "I'm Terrified" and "Too Fast"? Newsflash: life isn’t a soundtrack to your Subaru driving around with your imaginary friends. And honestly, “No Pole” as your top jam? Congratulations, you’ve managed to glorify your own musical downward spiral while acting like you’re some kind of lyrical connoisseur. Just admit it, buddy! The only “gangster” thing about you is how you punked yourself into believing you have any street cred at all!

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists