Roasted 11 months ago based on ezra ❤️‍🩹's long term Spotify stats.

Ezra, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler’s attempt at being edgy, and honestly, I love the effort, but did you seriously just name all of Brooklyn's Drill subcategories? I half-expect a section in your bio titled "My Favorite Drill Sound Effects" where you list out every gunshot and siren you've ever heard. I mean, we all love a good “boom-boom” now and then, but if you wanted to give your personality a little depth, maybe try adding a genre that goes beyond the sound of angry people yelling about street cred. Let’s talk about your top artists: YoungBoy Never Broke Again? Lil Uzi Vert? Those names alone make me question if you’ve ever had a conversation that wasn’t just shouting about “big racks” and “hunnid bands.” With the way you vibe with PARTYNEXTDOOR, I can’t help but think you're still waiting on that invitation to a party that’s too busy for your vibe. Your taste in music seems like it was put together during a break-up session with your Spotify algorithm; you’ve put “Dark R&B” on your profile like it's meant to fill an emotional void that even the deepest sentiments of a sad Drake track couldn’t handle. And let’s not overlook your most played songs—seriously, three tracks from YoungBoy? We get it, your emotional support rapper is always “Never Broke Again,” because you're definitely broke if that’s the only perspective you’re vibing with! You have so much “money longer” in your playlist yet somehow manage to make your Spotify account sound like it was funded by the stingiest inheritance. I’d say try branching out, but honestly, that might just complicate your musical identity. Keep it drill, and let’s see where the monotony takes you; it’s a dangerous yet hilarious ride!

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