Roasted 2 years ago based on tim_crest's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Tim_crest, let’s talk about your Spotify profile. It looks like you’ve taken “Let’s just listen to everything from Nigeria” to a whole new level. I mean, I get it—you want to represent your roots, but come on! The only thing wider than your genre selection is the abyss of creativity you’ve fallen into. You could practically host a Nigerian music festival or single-handedly contribute to the world overusing the phrase “Afrobeats is life.” News flash: It's not life, it's just a soundtrack to your mediocre Instagram posts. And seriously, Tim? Your top artists look like a list of people you really want to impress at a family gathering. “Oh, you don’t like Burna Boy? You must not know good music!” Meanwhile, we all know you have never once tried to drop a beat or even merge two seconds of rhythm yourself. You’re rocking the same ten artists like they’re a prized collection, while the rest of us have an actual variety of taste. Listening to Omah Lay and then switching to UK Hip Hop? What a confusing rollercoaster for the rest of us poor souls who try to keep up with your mood swings! As for your most played songs, it’s like a cry for help wrapped in a shaky playlist. “Look everyone, I enjoy good music!” Meanwhile, your ears are just as lost as your dance moves. You’ve clearly reached that point where you unironically scream “Wicked Now” at the top of your lungs while waiting for your coffee, much to the horror of baristas everywhere. Please, take a moment to consider that music discovery isn’t a race, and you really don’t need to make Burna Boy your Spotify spirit animal—he’s got enough problems without dealing with your daily playlists, Tim.

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