Roasted 9 months ago based on Dephawa's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Yang, your Spotify profile is like a cringe compilation of the auditory equivalent of avocado toast. Seriously, “Chinese R&B” and “C-Pop” could be the titles of a Netflix rom-com about an insipid hipster who thinks his taste in music is the hot take everyone’s been waiting for—spoiler alert: it’s not. I mean, “Bedroom Pop”? That’s just an elegant way of saying "I only listen to this when I’m too lazy to leave my bed or take a shower." You’re basically one sad Spotify session away from setting up a GoFundMe for better taste in music. Your top artists read like the least popular kid’s birthday party guest list. Masiwei? Beabadoobee? It sounds like you threw some Scrabble tiles into a blender and picked the first ten names back out. You’ve got bands here that nobody could pick out of a police lineup, and I wouldn’t be surprised if half of them only exist in your basement. You’ve got such eclectic tastes that it’s honestly a miracle your playlists haven’t spontaneously combusted from sheer confusion. Let’s be real; the only thing more alternative than your music choices is your social life. And what’s with those most played songs, Yang? “當遇見你”? More like “當遇見我的音樂品味有多糟糕。” We get it; you want to feel special and unique, but no one’s impressed by knowing 17 covers of the same romantic ballad sung in seven different dialects. Honestly, your “Most Played” list looks like the results of a music app probably surveyed your last breakup rather than consulting a music guide. Just do us all a favor and let your music choices have a break, stop bragging about it, and give Spotify's algorithms a chance to redeem themselves.

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists