Roasted 2 years ago based on Laura's long term Spotify stats.

Laura, your Spotify profile is like that one friend who insists they’ve got eclectic taste but really just has a severe case of “I can’t choose a favorite.” I mean, you’ve got more genres than a struggling musician’s mixtape! Rock, Spanish Pop, Psychedelic Rock? Are you curating an identity or just trying to fill a bingo card with whatever sounds vaguely interesting? Let me know when you add “Desperately Seeking an Identity” to your list because that might just top the charts! Your top artists list reads like a confused roommate who just raided the record collection of the last ten parties they attended. Pink Floyd, Nirvana? Awesome choice, but then we get a curveball with Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox? I can’t decide if you're trying to flex your indie cred or just wanted to make sure you named-drop every genre that's ever existed. Are you trying to prove that you’re well-rounded or just indecisive? I’m half expecting a surprise collaboration with the cast of Cats in your “Most Played” next. As for your most played songs, let’s face it—this looks like a desperate playlist for someone trying to impress their high school crush who’s really into “artsy” stuff. "Freedom (feat. Ras Telford)"? Is that even a song or a protest against a bad haircut? And “Feeling Good” by Muse? Great choice, but the only thing I’m feeling is that you’d probably have a meltdown if someone played Top 40 at a party. Your music taste is like a buffet where you tried everything but forgot to check if it actually tasted good. Keep rocking that mashup of midlife crisis and a "how to be cool" manual!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!