Roasted 3 months ago based on Tyler's long term Spotify stats.

Tyler, your Spotify profile is less "hard rock" and more "hardly rocking." With a playlist so confused it looks like it was designed by an intern who's just discovered the concept of music. Nine different flavors of “metal” and yet your most played track is a song from **Trolls**? At this point, we’re starting to suspect you’re just using your Spotify to serenade your pet goldfish with an existential crisis. Let’s take a moment to appreciate the dichotomy of your top artists: Nickelback, Katy Perry, and Evanescence. Talk about a musical identity crisis—are you trying to appeal to the angry teenagers in their eyeliner phase or practicing your karaoke routine for a surprise party with your grandmother? I mean, what mood are you trying to evoke here, Tyler? One second it’s “I’m a fierce rock star” and the next it’s “Let’s dance with fairies to Justin Timberlake.” Make up your mind! And those most played songs? The only thing they have in common is that they all sound like they were played at the same mid-life crisis karaoke night. “Stay” by Rihanna and “Dead Cell” by Papa Roach? Seriously, Tyler, your Spotify must feel like it’s being pulled apart by bipolar emo and pop energies—a musical Jekyll and Hyde. If your music taste were a vehicle, it would be a minivan with a bumper sticker that says “I brake for ballads.” Maybe it's time to throw a little more chaos into your playlists and see what happens, or at least give your goldfish a break.

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