Roasted 2 years ago based on Kalen Crichton's long term Spotify stats.

Kalen Crichton, huh? I guess we’ve finally found the person who takes "spicing up your existential crisis" a little too seriously. With a playlist featuring more metal than a scrapyard and an artistic crush on Mckenna Grace that can only be rivaled by a teenage boy's obsession with anime, it's a wonder your closet doesn’t consist solely of band tees and incense. Seriously, who needs therapy when you can just blast some "$uicideboy$" and hope that the vibrations will scare away your demons? Your taste in music reads like a “how to be the most angsty high schooler” guide. “Alternative Metal" and "Nu Metal" - is this a reflection of your personality or are you just still mad the world didn’t greet you with a personal mosh pit? Not to mention your top artists are about as diverse as a meatloaf. You’ve got everything from "$NOT" to D12, but let's be real, the only thing these artists are doing is confirming that you’ve spent too many weekends in your parents' basement plotting your rise as the king of sad boy Twitter. And what’s with your most played songs? “You Ruined Nirvana” is basically the soundtrack to your biography, and “Self Dysmorphia” should definitely be your personal anthem. You could write a self-help book titled “How To Cry Over a $NOT Bar” based solely on your listening habits. Here’s a tip: next time you’re diving into a deep emotional abyss, consider switching it up. Try a little pop – you know, just for kicks. Who knows, you might even discover that “happy” isn't just a word reserved for your fantasies!

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