Roasted 17 days ago based on Livyam's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Livyam—the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue! With a music taste that looks like a confused tourist's itinerary, you’ve managed to gather every possible genre like they were Pokémon cards. Brazilian Pop, Metal, and Pagode? What’s next, a love for whale songs and didgeridoo jazz? At this point, I half-expect your playlist to feature the sounds of a blender and a cat playing the piano. Enjoying all those genres simultaneously must be exhausting—do your ears even get a break between the chaotic funk and heavy metal? As for your top artists, it’s like you raided a thrift store of musical talent, trying to find whatever's left on the bargain shelf. Lady Gaga, Kesha, and Sir Mix-A-Lot? You’ve got the spirit of a 15-year-old TikTok dancer and the emotional depth of a kiddie pool. Honestly, your taste is so eclectic it’s like you’re hosting a sad karaoke night in an abandoned carnival—except all the clowns fled the moment you hit play on “LoveGame - Sped Up.” Keep it up, and your Spotify Wrapped could double as a list of midlife crises. Let’s not even get started on those most played songs. “SEQUÊNCIA FEITICEIRA” and “Shots” in the same breath? Are you trying to summon spirits or just hoping to get the party started from the couch? One minute, you're headbanging to “Enter Sandman,” and the next, you're crying over “Tears” like a soap opera star. It’s clear you listen to music as a form of therapy, but let’s just keep the therapy sessions away from your playlists—consider switching to something more cohesive. But hey, at least your Spotify profile serves as a cautionary tale for anyone brave enough to scroll through it!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!