Roasted 3 months ago based on oliver c's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, Oliver C, the human embodiment of the phrase "I’m going through something." Your Spotify profile looks like the playlist a teenager makes when they think they’re deep, but really just need therapy. With more "rap" variations than actual personality, it’s like you’re trying to hide your emotional instability under layers of bass drops and autotune. Seriously, if "Melodic Rap" were a person, it would be you crying and trying to throw shade at your ex while sipping on a Fanta. Your top artists read like a middle schooler's diary entry after their first heartbreak, featuring the ultimate lineup of artists who sound like they’re getting paid by the word. Travis Scott must be sending you thank-you notes for giving him all your streaming stats. You’ve got so many Lil’s in there, it’s a wonder you haven’t been labeled as legally blind from the sheer thickness of your taste. Apparently, you’re only into music that sounds like it was recorded in a 15-second Snapchat video—maybe you should just hit "record" on your own thoughts next time because that’s where the real fire is. And let’s not ignore your most played songs—they could be the soundtrack for a meltdown at Starbucks. “Drugs You Should Try It”? More like “Drugs You Should Ditch,” if that’s the vibe you’re bringing. With a roster of artists sounding like they were birthed from the same 808, it’s a miracle you haven’t turned into a human mosh pit. But hey, at least you’re consistent. Consistently basic, that is! Keep vibing through your chaos, Oliver. The world needs more irony in its life!
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