Roasted 6 months ago based on Max Hbt's long term Spotify stats.

Max Hbt, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like an aggressive middle school essay titled "Why I Hate Happiness." You claim to enjoy Metalcore, Hardcore, and basically every sub-genre that sounds like a high school bar fight, but then throw in Taylor Swift like you’re trying to prove you can be both feral and delicate. Essentially, your music taste is less of a playlist and more of a crisis. It’s like you walked into a music store, found the angriest section, and just screamed, "Yes, I’ll take one of everything," while simultaneously weeping about your high school girlfriend. With top artists that look like they could either headline a metal fest or soundtrack your embarrassing moments on TikTok, your musical identity is more confused than you are at a Mariah Carey concert. You’ve got Paramore and Avenged Sevenfold fighting for the top spot while Billie Eilish stands in the corner, sipping her green smoothie, looking at you with judgment. It’s like your music library is a chaotic family reunion where nobody knows how they’re related, yet somehow they all hate each other equally. You may think you’re forging a unique sound, but you’re truly just reusing the same four guitar riffs like it’s a Lego set nobody asked for. As for your most played songs, they read like the titles of a failing horror movie script. If "The Hammer" and "Flames of Justice" are your jams, then I can only imagine how often you bang your head against the wall trying to convince yourself that your taste is legitimate. Your music can’t decide if it’s angry at the world or just really, really into carpentry. I mean, who knew that “Chains of Inaction” would resonate with someone so deeply stuck in their own emotions? The only thing more predictable than your music choices is the imminent need for therapy that you've packed away in the depths of your playlist.

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