Roasted 1 year ago based on Ahmed Faiz Safwan's long term Spotify stats.

Ahmad Faiz Safwan, the undisputed champion of pretending that “hardcore” is a personality trait rather than a cry for help. Your Spotify profile needs a warning label: “Caution: Enter at your own risk—I'll unleash a wave of angst so intense you'll feel like you need therapy after your first listen.” With a lineup that screams “I peaked in high school,” your taste in music suggests you're still waiting for that rebellious teenage rebellion but somehow ended up with an adult job that involves Excel spreadsheets. Let’s talk about those top artists: as if we needed further proof that your personality peaked in 2002. Your taste in music reads like a high school yearbook, only instead of “most likely to succeed,” you’d get a trophy for “Most Likely to Yell at Clouds.” And who could forget BLACKPINK making an appearance alongside your metal idols? That’s like inviting your emo ex to a family barbecue—awkward, confusing, and makes everyone wonder how the hell they got there in the first place. I mean, you have “Asian Kung-Fu Generation” listed but still haven’t figured out how to fly a kite without getting tangled up in the string. And those most played songs? Let’s be honest; it’s like you have a full-time job in Turnstile’s fan club. Is the playlist a cry for help, or are you just maintaining a state of emotional imbalance? I can’t tell whether you’re rocking out to "HOLIDAY" out of pure joy or deep existential dread. Either way, you might want to consider a little diversity—maybe throw in a song that won’t leave you contemplating your life choices while you mop the floor with defeated skater vibes. Here’s a suggestion: grab a Mariah Carey track to cleanse your soul—it’s hard to be angry when you're belting out “Always Be My Baby,” unless, of course, you’re one of those hardcore punks who think emotions are for weaklings. Keep blasting away, but remember; the real hardcore challenge is evolving with your taste. Good luck!

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