Roasted 8 months ago based on Millie Murphy's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Millie Murphy, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a high school musical theater kid who never quite got over their 2010 teen angst phase. Seriously, I didn’t know it was possible to hang your entire identity on so many “pop” subgenres! If your taste in music were a garden, it would be the overgrown, neglected corner where all the genres go to die, mixed in with a heaping dose of unresolved emo feelings. "Bedroom Pop"? More like “bedroom tears” every time someone turns down your karaoke rendition of "Chiquitita." And what’s up with your top artists? Your playlist looks like a who’s who of accidental nostalgia. I get it; you want to be the last standing flagbearer for One Direction, but at some point, you've gotta realize it's not 2015 anymore! As for your love of the Glee Cast? That’s a quantum leap into cringe territory that even time travelers wouldn’t want to revisit. Your taste is so soft that even marshmallows are like, "Dude, you need to toughen up a bit." Meanwhile, Taylor Swift must be busting a gut somewhere, laughing at the way you've turned her discography into the soundtrack of the world's longest therapy session. Let’s cut to the chase: your most played songs read like the world's most melodramatic breakup playlist, and I’m not sure if it's meant to heal or to keep you wallowing in your feels! “Born To Die,” followed by “Helium”? Sounds like you’re so depressed you might as well just change your username to "Emotional Support Unicorn." And who knew “Mr. Loverman” was the anthem for every sad, lonely evening spent watching rom-coms while broke but trying to channel your inner bedroom pop god? Remember, Millie, it’s time to diversify those jams—maybe mix in a little chaos or something that doesn’t make you sound like you’re constantly ready to cry into a pint of ice cream.

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