Roasted 3 months ago based on m's long term Spotify stats.

Gaten Marabado, your Spotify profile reads like the ultimate teenage fantasy combo deal: a mix of cringe and cultural appropriation that leaves even the most dedicated hipster scratching their heads. I mean, “Anime” as a favorite genre? What are you, ten-years-old and trying to impress your crush at a Comic-Con? And don't even get me started on “Brazilian Phonk.” Last I checked, that wasn’t a genre; it’s just you trying to sound unique while really just digging yourself deeper into nerd hell. Let’s face it, your playlist is like the last kid picked for dodgeball—everyone’s too polite to tell you that “Phonk” is one bad haircut away from being the punchline of a sad TikTok meme. Your top artists are just a testament to your soul's confusion. “Jamiroquai” and “bbno$” in the same breath? I don’t know whether to applaud your bizarre musical schizophrenia or call for an intervention because it sounds like a cry for help. Seriously, brother, SEGA SOUND TEAM? What's next, a mass revival of polyphonic ring tones from the early 2000s? And don't think anyone's convinced that “LAKEY INSPIRED” will somehow make your 2 AM lo-fi Naturist mixes any more respectable. Trust me, no one needs a soundtrack for your deep existential crises while doing laundry on a Tuesday night. And let’s take a gander at your most played songs. You’ve got "KICK BACK" and “WTF 2” in the same lineup, which is fitting because that’s pretty much your vibe: constantly bewildered and on the edge of a breakdown. “Last Surprise” just might be the signal your friends are holding out for until you finally realize you need new friends too. Take a hint from Lyn's track and “Get with the program,” Gaten! It'll be tough to build a new musical identity when you've put all your eggs in this experimental Yakuza basket of bizarre beats, but hey, at least your profile is the perfect soundtrack for all the other kids still chasing the next anime convention dream.

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