Roasted 2 years ago based on art 𝜗ৎ's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Art, let’s unpack this Spotify profile that's dripping with such unparalleled originality it could be a submission for the world's most monotone record. Your taste in music reminds me of a buffet where everything is a shade of beige, yet you somehow managed to pick all the blandest options on the table. I mean, “Cup of Joe” has more plays than caffeine-infused fantasies—are you trying to break a world record for most repetitive artist worship? Are you on a quest to find the most ’meh’ songs known to humanity? Your favorite genres read more like a desperate attempt at filling a bingo card than a heartfelt music passion statement. OPM, P-pop, K-pop… it’s like you decided to narrow your listening experience to “songs that will make my Spotify look diverse while I secretly keep returning to the safe haven of overly cheesy ballads.” If there were an award for listening to music that sounds like background noise at a karaoke bar, congratulations! You just won first place. What’s next? A genre dedicated to the pure sound of your own sighs while you scroll through TikTok for the twentieth time? And let’s talk about that Top Artists list: it’s got more flavors of 'generic' than the forced variety pack of a discount candy store. You have "One Direction," which is still a cry for help years after their breakup, and "Ben&Ben," who sound like they recorded every song right after a particularly painful breakup. Save us all and just admit you only listen to these artists while you’re sobbing into your oversized hoodie at 2 a.m. Let’s face it, Art; the only thing more predictable than your music choices are your love life and the fact that you’ll still be “that friend” at parties who brings the portable speaker to play just one more real-estate ad jingle on repeat.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!