Roasted 7 months ago based on Öctavïa~'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Vanny!! Your Spotify profile is the auditory equivalent of a Victorian funeral mixed with a TikTok dance party. Musicals, soundtracks, and gothic rock? It’s like you took a stroll through a cemetery and came back with a mixtape from your ghost friends. I have to hand it to you, though; embracing “hyperpop” while still crying over darkwave drama takes talent, even if it’s the kind that leaves us questioning your life choices. What’s next on the playlist? A collaboration with the Grim Reaper? Your top artists read like a quirky Halloween special. Toby Fox and Andrew Lloyd Webber? It’s like you’re trying to create a musical where skeletons dance while they sing about depression. I’m not saying your taste is questionable, but even bats flying out of that gloomy cave of yours would be like, “Yikes, not even we would listen to this.” And let’s not even talk about your most-played songs – “Creepy Old Guy” is a cautionary tale that you should probably take very seriously. Did you really have to give it the repeat treatment, or are you just trying to manifest a mysterious musical stalker? As for “Vocaloid” making the cut alongside “Christmas,” that’s an ambitious move, Vanny. Have you considered just picking one chaotic aesthetic to lean into? It’s like you’re trying to be the harbinger of holiday cheer while sending everyone else into an existential crisis. You know, you might be the first person in history to give Santa a panic attack. But hey, at least when you have your inevitable breakdown, you'll have a perfect soundtrack to accompany your melodramatic mood swings. Rock on, you delightful enigma!

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists