Roasted 2 years ago based on Jason M's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Jason M, where do we even begin? Your Spotify profile looks like an indecisive teenager's attempt to choose a major. Let's be real: with nine flavors of hip-hop and a sprinkle of alternative R&B, it seems like you just slammed your hand on the keyboard after googling “genres I can pretend to like.” I mean seriously, how do you manage to pick so many genres while still somehow avoiding the ones that might actually suit your personality? I’ve seen more personality in a lukewarm cup of decaf. Your top artists are a veritable treasure map of "look at me, I know the underground." Congratulations on your devotion to Smino! I can only assume that you’re the designated hype man for his Spotify streams because who else is bumping “Wild Irish Roses” on repeat? And while Mary J. Blige and Nas are undeniably iconic, their legacies deserve better than to be caught in your bizarre playlist vortex. You have so many “alternative” lists that I’m starting to think you’re the reason the term exists — because someone had to balance out all the other mainstream bands looking for a guilty pleasure. Lastly, let’s talk about your most played songs, which could easily double as the soundtrack for a sad hipster's breakup. Between Snoh Aalegra's extensive contributions to your playlist, it feels like you might as well be her unpaid intern at this point. “Disco Fever” by Boldy James stands out, primarily because it’s the only thing holding you back from being a full-time R&B Tinder date. So here’s a suggestion: take a break from binging obscure tracks and start addressing your likely emotional blockers because, buddy, your Spotify isn't going to fix those.

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