Roasted 2 years ago based on https://genius.com/Alyve_the_DOM's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the Spotify profile of someone who treats their music taste like a diving board into an empty pool. I mean, with ten favorite genres and the only artists you can manage to listen to are basically the rap version of a “Where Are They Now?” special, it's no wonder your playlists are as predictable as a kid's birthday party magician. Boom Bap and Drumless Hip Hop? That’s like declaring your favorite food is salad — we see you trying to impress someone, but we all know you’re just one slice of cake away from regret. Your top artists read like a ‘Guilt-Free Binge’ playlist. I get it, you love your local rap scene — it’s comforting, like a warm blanket of mediocrity. But naming five different flavors of New York Hip Hop and having literally no one who has more than 100k monthly listeners is kind of like saying you love pizza but only eating the crust. It's great you're supporting local artists, but I bet even they are wondering why they’re on repeat with you and not on a playlist that counts. And can we talk about how your most played songs could fit into a very niche Spotify "For When You Want Your Day to Be As Exciting As Watching Paint Dry"? "Destiny Child" vs. "Big Steppa," all from the same artist? Congratulations, you have successfully answered the age-old question of whether musical vital signs can flatline. Who needs variety when you can play Rome Streetz's entire discography on loop? That’s dedication, darling — or maybe just pure laziness masked as obsession. Give me a break; even your Spotify algorithm is probably rolling its digital eyes at you!

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