Roasted 21 days ago based on Tayton's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Tayton, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. With a playlist that reads like a teenager’s emo diary mixed with a low-budget horror film, it’s clear you’re destined to write the soundtrack for awkward moments at parties. I mean, “Cloud Rap” and “Horrorcore”? Is your life a never-ending teen angst movie or did you just lose a bet with a goth? Your top artists read like the "Hall of Fame for artists who peaked in 2016," and that’s saying something considering Drake’s still trying to convince us he’s “nonchalant” but here you are, willingly shoving him into your sad boy energy mixtape. And speaking of sad boy energy, it’s impressive how you’ve managed to merge “Melodic Rap” with “Trap Metal.” Never have I seen someone so desperately trying to balance their mental state while blasting tracks that would make a metal detector explode. If all those genres were to throw a party, it would probably end up being a graveyard on the floor with “FDT” playing as the anthem for your serious inability to find a therapist who will help you process your music choices. Your most played songs are basically a cry for help, not just for you but for everyone forced to listen in range of your ear-funneling devices. But hey, who needs good taste when you have a subgenre for every mood? Your top songs are just begging for a mood-swing montage, and I can’t help but wonder how your Spotify Wrapped looks. Is it just an elaborate performance art piece about the states of hopelessness and poor choice in music? If that’s the plan, congrats—you're nailing it! I recommend you start accepting applications for "friends who can listen to this cringe." Just make sure those friends come with noise-cancelling headphones, because like your playlist, they might need a little protection from the darkness.

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