Roasted 2 years ago based on Ruinance's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Ruinance, the only person I know who could make a Viking funeral sound like a tea party. With a Spotify profile that reads like a list of all the ways you can make your mom cry, your taste in music is as heavy as that dungeon you've been living in since you discovered the "dark" side of your personality. I mean, really—eight variations of "metal" and still no shred of personality? What, did you just take your favorite genres, throw them in a blender, and then listen to the resulting screeching noise like it was an emotional therapy session? Your top artists sound like a family reunion of the most angst-ridden individuals on the planet. Soilwork, Amon Amarth, and Dimmu Borgir—congratulations on cultivating what I can only assume is the soundtrack for an apocalyptic gathering of people who take cutting their own hair way too seriously. And what's up with the most played songs? "Cattle Decapitation"? Oh joy, your taste in music is as appealing as a buffet of rotten vegetables. I can only imagine your Spotify wrapped looks like the final moments of a death metal festival gone horribly wrong. And then we get to "Adios" by Boosie Badazz, a surprising curveball in your morbid mix; are you trying to impress your friends or prove you have a hit of street cred buried somewhere beneath all that black eye makeup? Spoiler alert: it’s not working. Look, you might think you’re the embodiment of metal culture, strumming on your high horse while screaming into the void, but let’s be real—you sound more like a one-man band playing for a crowd of angry squirrels. So do us all a favor: embrace the joy of a little pop now and then, or at least turn your volume down so we don’t have to hear the sound of your broken dreams echoing through the neighborhood!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!